jokes = '<table><tr><td valign="top"><ul>'
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.inicia.es/de/Turbo_J/metelev1_01.swf',
	'Vent your computer frustrations here')
    + contentDefaultExtra (
	'http://www.notmuch.com/',
	'Whad\'ya Know?',
	'(not much)')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.jihad.net/',
	'Anti-Barney Jihad!')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.bertisevil.tv/',
	'http://www.spacecat.com/bert/img/bert5.gif',
	'Bert is Evil')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/amazon/',
	'Amazon.com')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://c3f.com/stall/',
	'http://c3f.com/stall/stallcov.gif',
	'Slate magazine')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.xenu.net/',
	'http://www.xenu.net/images/clam.jpg',
	'The Church of Scientology')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/',
	'Jesus Christ Superstore')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.redvsblue.com/',
	'Red vs. Blue')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.dearauntnettie.com/',
	'Dear Auntie')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.flooble.com/fun/givepoints.php?n=',
	'Donate your IQ points!')
    + contentDefaultExtra (
	'http://www.punoftheday.com/',
	'Pun of the day',
	'(Feel like a groan?)')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.suck.com/',
	'http://www.suck.com/daily/images/sucklogo.gif',
	'Suck')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.therightside.demon.co.uk/quotes/groucho/thequote.htm',
	'http://www.therightside.demon.co.uk/quotes/groucho/groucho.jpg',
	'Quotes from Groucho')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.landoverbaptist.org/home/',
	'Landover Baptist')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.frontalot.com/music.html',
	'notes.gif',
	'MC Frontalot.com')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.elevatormoods.com/',
	'Elevator Moods')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://fetosoap.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=FS&Category_Code=FS',
	// 'http://www.fetosoap.com/',
	'Fetosoap')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.recursiveirony.com/byobw/byobw.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Bring Your Own Big Wheel')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.ghettopoly.com/',
	'Ghettopoly')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.powerstrike.net/Tehkan/mamejump.html',
	'Mame Jump!')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.zombo.com/',
	'Zombo.com')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.ghettopoly.com/',
	'Ghettopoly.com')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://members.chello.se/zadak/dump/groepsfoto.jpg',
	'Some unaware people')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.meatcity.co.uk/nerdgym/gym.swf',
	'Nerd Gym')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/elmer_fudd.html',
	'Elmer Fudd Sound Samples')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.frontalot.com/music.html',
	'MC frontalot')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.internetisshit.org/',
	'The Internet is ...')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.origamiboulder.com/',
	'Origami Boulder')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.rodney.com/',
	'Rodney Dangerfield')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://conceptlab.com/simulator/',
	'The Simulator')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.au',
	'Free Software Song')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.engrish.com/',
	'Japanese Engrish')
    + contentDefault (
	'evilroot.jpg',
	'Girls = Evil')
    + contentDefault (
	'JesusOrHell.jpg',
	'Image of a real dollar bill')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.cse.ucsc.edu/~jyoti/mulla.html',
	'Mulla Nasruddin stories')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.despair.com/',
	'Despair.com')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://ter.air0day.com/',
	'The Editting Room')
    + contentWithImage (
	'Urinal.exe',
	'dli.gif',
	'Urinal Etiquette')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://braith.best.vwh.net/frys.htm',
	'Fry\'s Electronics Employment Application')
    + contentDefault (
	'stickup.jpg',
	'This is a stick up')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.wagoneers.com/pages/RocketCar/rockit.html',
	'The story about the JATO rocket powered car')
    + contentDefault (
	'getrichquick.html',
	'Get Rich Quick')
    + contentDefault (
	'aol.html',
	'AOL user\'s diary')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.negativland.com/audio.html',
	'Negative Land')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/index.html',
	'Brain Candy')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.strenge.be/cartoons/movies/Dogtfoot.avi',
	'tv.gif',
	'Dog football')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/jackson_babies.swf',
	'Michael Jackson Baby Toss')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://members.cox.net/clyqz/mac.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'A Mac user\'s story')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.ge.com/r/r?http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/gecorp/geads/lassie_nbc_300k.wvx',
	'tv.gif',
	'GE protection commercial')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.hugi.is.nyud.net:8090/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=681',
	'tv.gif',
	'Classic Music on horns')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.singaporesearch.net.nyud.net:8090/jokes/images/HamletFerrari.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'The problem with ogling')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.gotorion.com/orion/flashgames/justnotcricket.swf',
	'Just not cricket')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.professorcornbread.com/humor/movies/alcoholwarning.swf',
	'A PSA about alcohol')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.americakokki.com/',
	'Learn English')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.stern.de.nyud.net:8090/_content/51/98/519807/funny_cats_1.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Cat video')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/',
	'The Daily Show with John Stewart')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.nata2.info/humor/movies/',
	'Nata2\'s amusing video archive')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=prelinger&collectionid=19069',
	'How to deal with a nuclear attack')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/D/distraction/game.html',
	'Conzentration')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/astralwerks/chemical/get_yourself_high_300.asx',
	'tv.gif',
	'Get yourself High')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://lungfishstudio.users.btopenworld.com/mung/flash/celebritepoubelle.swf',
	'Celebrity Rubbish')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.neon.lapp.net/cs.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Real life Counter Strike')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-08-20/toothpaste1.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Toothpaste commercial')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-08-20/toothpaste2.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Toothpaste commercial sequel')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://members.shaw.ca/albinoblacksheep/1.swf',
	'Browsing for the blind')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.expression.philips.com.br/artes/venc2003/obrasflash/rmello/o_incomodo.swf',
	'Don\'t bug this guy\'s face')
    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://www.ghettobase.com/media/humantarget.wmv',
//	'http://www.uvm.edu.nyud.net:8090/~nogrizov/pics/vids/humantarget.wmv',
	'http://media.ebaumsworld.com/humantarget.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Fire works human target')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://politicalhumor.about.com.nyud.net:8090/library/multimedia/clinton-final-days.mov',
//	'http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blclintonfinaldaysvideo.htm',
//	'http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_66.html',
//	'http://www.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/graphics/movies/pres-clinton-final-days.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Clinton\'s final days in office')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://autsch.rtl.de/apotheke/_spots/stressedparent.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Stressed Parents')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.camargodesign.com/video/BFReality320.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'WWII interviews')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://grab.orsm.net/update20031218/choppy.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Losing a helicopter')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.jerry.digisle.tv/media/uniform_300k.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Seinfeld buys a DVD player with a buddy')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.funny.co.il/Members/sumo.asf',
	'tv.gif',
	'Sumos advertise pagers')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://erik.tjernlund.net/slask/reklam/pacific-bell-dsl-laurel-lane-cops.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'DSL ad')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.teaser.fr/~elebourg/vids/060403/frigo.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Fridge + Crane fun')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/graphics/tvads/mountaindew_seagal.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Seagal gets a Dew')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Mango Biscuits')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.retecool.com/filmpies/Oddset.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Interesting rivalry')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.brianmung.com/nungunner.htm',
	'Deal with a deadly invasion!')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.fatlittlegirl.org/matrixhasyou.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'The Matrix')
    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://mad.pierrot.free.fr/videos/KFee_Auto.mpg',
//	'http://www.stompfest.com/Misc/Vids/KFee_Auto.mpg',
	'http://www.ourshanty.com/video/KFee_Auto.htm',
	'tv.gif',
	'Kfee')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.micromind.3t.pl/spasena.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Dealing with a rude train')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.danielhsia.com/m_squat.php',
	'Asian Squat')
    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1687/truthinad.mov',
	'http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/stuf/TruthInAd.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Truth in advertising')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.spelletjesgarnaal.be/screens/Dude/Movies/Lion_seul.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'In the Jungle ...')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3',
	'notes.gif',
	'A message from Eric Idle to the FCC')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.legogoestohollywood.de/filme/thriller/lego_thriller.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Thriller')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://content.collegehumor.com.nyud.net:8090/media/movies/skeleton.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Dancing Skeleton')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://thelatetrain.com/features/sockfullofbees.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Sock full of bees')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/computer%20rage.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Computer Rage')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.pibmug.com/files/405freeway.avi',
	'tv.gif',
	'405')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/canadian.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'I am Canadian')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.shoutfactory.com/av/common_people.mov',
	'notes.gif',
	'Common People')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://pilot.american-dad.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'American Dad')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Low Morale')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.kintera.org/atf/cf/%7B06DAEF0E-9000-4422-B4DA-AFBAA10CAF60%7D/STRAIGHTTALKHI.ASX',
	'tv.gif',
	'Bush commercial')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.geocities.com/fozzy42/SoundClips/Misc/redneck.wav',
	'notes.gif',
	'You might be a redneck')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://brain-terminal.com/video/frank-chu/',
	'tv.gif',
	'4 minutes with Frank Chu')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://ftp.ximian.com.nyud.net:8090/pub/playground/codemonkey.mpg',
	// 'http://shots.hisham.cc.nyud.net:8090/pics/codemonkey.mpg',
	// 'http://www.puckmonkeys.com/codemonkey.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Code Monkey')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.dailyfeed.com/home.html',
	'The Daily Feed')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.400monkeys.com/God/index.html',
	'The Official God FAQ')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Rainbow TV')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1538',
	'tv.gif',
	'Chinese Comercial')
    + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://www.channel4.com/media/generic/swearing1.swf',
    //	'http://homepage.ntlworld.com/spacedog/swearing1.swf',
    //	'http://www.scmgames.net/website/temp/swearing1.swf',
    //	'http://www.pointystick.com/funnyflash.php?id=164&page=0',
    //	'http://www.rofl.name/flash/swearing1',
	'http://web.syr.edu.nyud.net:8090/~hgsimond/swearing1.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'A tribute to the FCC')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1080',
	'tv.gif',
	'Unbeatable Basketball strategy')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.tv-be-gone.com/',
	'TV B-Gone')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.crapville.com/games/whackboss.asp',
	'Whack your boss')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=125&Itemid=',
	'tv.gif',
	'What science can teach us')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://boyoboy.ignitedminds.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Boy o Boy')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/pure.aspx',
	'tv.gif',
	'Dog Judo')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.aftersleep.com/abs/noclick/click3.htm',
	'Don\'t click here')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.butn.net.nyud.net:8090/datoteke/toilette.mpg',
	'Toilette humour')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.teatrobastardo.com/projects.php?video=1',
	'tv.gif',
	'Il Bastardo Teatro')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.rajuabju.com.nyud.net:8090/elat/snl_hilton.rm',
	'tv.gif',
	'Some SNL')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.xs4all.nl/~lrvk/lejo/dj.html',
	'DJ')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.theyesmen.org/',
	'The Yes Men')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.4dave.com/files/funny/Night_Out_applications/',
	'Application for going out')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.dataclub.net/collect/movie/delaortofadown.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Nice Lipsync video')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.dataclub.net/collect/movie/grandmother_drive.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Grandma Driving')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.dataclub.net/collect/movie/Ilovepicnic.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Bear on Vacation')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.durbster.co.uk/content/bridge/',
	'Bridge Crossing')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Get Perpendicular')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://media2.big-boys.com/bbmedia/kosovo1.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Kosovo')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.eggwork.com/lunch/lunchpost.htm',
	'tv.gif',
	'Lunch')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/',
	'tv.gif',
	'All Your Base are Belong to Us Rhapsody')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/06/jcb-ballet.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Fantasy Ballet')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html',
	'Poke the Bunny')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.whitestkids.com/wordpress/?page_id=7',
	'The Whitest Kids U\'Know')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html',
	'Chow Mein')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5285291339888031355&pl=true',
	'tv.gif',
	'Free photo booth')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1608746773157780239&pl=true',
	'tv.gif',
	'Trigger Happy')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/0004bcws.gif',
	'tv.gif',
	'A Big Pigeon')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1970805337081606865&pl=true',
	'tv.gif',
	'A revealing window cleaner')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.baronbob.com/smokingbaby.htm',
	'Smoking Baby')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblj_5AL3h0',
	'tv.gif',
	'Colbert and Stewart discussing blogs')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.1-click.jp/',
	'tv.gif',
	'1-click award')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/hprajani/phun/kmartvz5.jpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'K-Mart shopping issue')
    + '</ul></td><td valign="top"><ul>'
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.nirvani.net.nyud.net:8090/misc/EUROPE-ITALY.swf',
	// 'http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/EUROPE-ITALY.swf',
	// 'http://www.nirvani.net.nyud.net:8090/misc/EUROPE-ITALY.swf',
	// 'http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html',
	// 'http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/swf/europe-italy.swf',
	'Europe versus Italy')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.zug.com/pranks/riaa/',
	'The RIAA Prank')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php',
	// 'http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/asx/hkzkt10.asx',
	'Matrix Ping Pong')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://axdf.net/~anmoore/stateofunion.mp3',
	'State of Union (compressed)')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.davesplanet.net/store/',
	'Alien Technology Online Catalogue')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.mcphee.com/laf/',
	'Librarian Action Figure')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.stupidvideos.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Stupid Videos')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.windowlicker.com/03/other/hangman.php',
	'Play a game of hangman!')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Ad for power tools')
//    + contentDefault (
//	'http://site54815.dellhost.com/mac.wmv',
//	'Crash Different')
    + contentDefault (
	'dosalot1.html',
	'The Kingdom of DOS-a-lot')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.kicken.com.nyud.net:8090/funnyfiles2/www.kicken.com-bush.and.blair.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Bush and Blair')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv',
	'Kiss Hank\'s Ass')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.meowmix.com/images/video/',
	'Meow Mix Singing')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Leonard Nimoy on the Hobbit')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://jdcrownover.virtualave.net/guidance.wav',
	'Missile Guidance Lesson')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/',
	'Mike the Headless Chicken')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/index.html',
	'Science Jokes')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.digitalsmackdown.com/film/tftl33t.html',
	'Tales for the l33t')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.dc8p.com/html/moonhoax.html',
	'Moon Landing Hoax')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.bonsaikitten.com/',
	'Bonsai Kitten')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://jeffu.tv/kungfu/',
	'Kung Fu Kitchen')
//    + contentDefault (
//	'http://www.xone.net/conspiracy/',
//	'The Canadian Conspiracy')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.satirewire.com/news/0101/linux_quit.shtml',
	'Linux throws in the towel')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05443036__',
	'US Patent 05443036')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.campchaos.com/',
	'Camp Chaos')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.brunching.com/',
	'Brunching.com')
    + contentDefault (
	'useful.pp',
	'Useful Inventions')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.perp.com/whale/index.html',
//	'http://public.enemy.org/whale.mov',
//	'http://www.apocalypse.org/~matthew/videovault/whale.mov',
	'qt.gif',
	'How to deal with a beached whale')
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	'http://members.tripod.com/~Mark1010/spirit.html',
	'The Spirit of Xmas')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.drscience.com/',
	'Ask Dr. Science!')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.freepressed.com/',
	'Free Pressed')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php',
	'We Want Your Soul')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.raptors-lair.com/blu/misc/snowtowcar.wmv',
	// 'http://www.tbhea.org/Images/snowtow.wmv',
	'Trouble in the snow')
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	'http://www.butn.net/datoteke/nogica.wmv',
	'Because Walking Sucks')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://reebok.com.edgesuite.net/lastexit_sensitivity_training_t3.wmv',
	'Sensitivity Training')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.parasitepals.com/index.html',
	'Parasite Pals')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.madblast.com/games/streak.swf',
	'Superbowl Streaker')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.robertlevinson.com/lol/TowJob.wmv',
	// 'http://home.comcast.net/~jdber94/TowJob.wmv',
	'Tow Job')
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	'http://www.tworetards.com/multimedia/swf/retardometer.swf',
	'RetardoMeter')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://stars-in-black.pl/filmy/sib-full.mpg',
	'Starszek')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://media.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'The State of the Union')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.transfatty.com/wtf/SUPER_MODEL_MEAT_SPORTS_45.mov',
	'New ad campaign by meat industry')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.swf',
	'Dubya Action figure')
    + contentDefault (
	'headupass.jpg',
	'A picture that\'s worth 7 words')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/see.swf',
	'Icon Story')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.severin.ch/invaders/invaders.swf',
	'Bush Invaders')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be',
	'About the Segway ...')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.turtletvnetwork.com/index.html',
	'Turtle Tv Network')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html',
	'Bruno Bozzetto shorts')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.makingfiends.com/index.html',
	'Making Fiends')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/pinata.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Turnpike films')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://red2.axg.net/downloads/movies/doom.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Doom')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://public.linnwood.org/uploads/movies/ChasingBeaver.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Chasing Beaver')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://216.144.230.195/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Ice_Fishing.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Ice Fishing')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.zefrank.com/redalert/index_better.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'DHS designer interviewed')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.silva.se/kampanj/film/captain_qt.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Naval confrontation')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://home.comcast.net/~themichaelsmith/MJTurtleMPG.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Boogie Turtle')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/wasnt_me_mb.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'Mommy caught me red handed')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.kemitix.uklinux.net/humor/overlord.php',
	'Evil Overlord Rules of Thumb')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.dj-networxx.org/m0sT/hardcore-pinguin.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Hardcore Penguin')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.sportriders.com/helmet_test.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Helmet Test')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://mirrored.flabber.nl/lotr.gif/lotr.gif',
	'Lord of the Rings -- condensed')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://boreme.com/bmuk_movies/dont_smoke_in_bed.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Don\'t smoke in bed')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://7thguard.net/files/lord_of_the_net.avi',
	'tv.gif',
	'Lord of the net')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://home.introweb.nl/~fstubbe/debaasjes/filmpjes/wanted.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'DHS announcement')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://klefz.alkis.nu/files/movies/cp_unge.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'A compelling argument')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/graphics/movies/howtotell.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'How to tell ...')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.angelfire.com/creep/bigrigs/bigrigs11.swf',
	'Big Rigs driving game')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.chiseen.com/vidshare/md/wok_boarding.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Wok boarding')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.davies527/sheep/anims/float01.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Floating in a box')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://home.mnet-online.de/mrsbean/Laptop.mpe',
	'tv.gif',
	'Doing the dishes')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.butn.net/datoteke/toilette.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Toilette humour')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://starfox.host.sk/MeineKatze.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Cat trap')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.personal.ceu.hu/departs/comp/eva/ninja.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'Ninja partners')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.onemanstarwars.com.nyud.net:8090/ONE_MAN_STAR_WARS.mpg',
	'tv.gif',
	'One Man Star Wars')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://boreme.com/bmuk_movies/younglove.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Young Love')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.sleeplessknights.com/media/entertainment/shatner1.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Shatner on LSD')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://tsunami.clix.pt/upload/file3641.wmv',
	'tv.gif',
	'Hotel pickup')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://adme.ru/flash/athleticclub/football.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'Football streaker')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.gavinroy.com.nyud.net:8090/Videos/video_medium_2.swf',
	'tv.gif',
	'Elektronik Supersonik')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.freecache.org/http://www.studioq.tv/clippages/quicktime/s15e05c05.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Foreign eclectic film parody')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_Gymclass.mov',
	'tv.gif',
	'Gym Class')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://oldeenglish.org/deepblue.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Kasparov\'s life of retirement?')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://tinyurl.com/45yg2',
	'tv.gif',
	'The Daily Show interviews Wolf Blitzer')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.mdb.ku.dk/super-mus/Funny_Flower/Movies/Stupid_Birds.mpeg',
	'tv.gif',
	'For the Birds')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'You have bad taste in Music')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://zed.cbc.ca/go.ZeD?CONTENT_ID=83871&page=content',
	'tv.gif',
	'The Big Charade')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1558',
	'tv.gif',
	'Funny Commercial')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1502',
	'tv.gif',
	'What men are really thinking')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=661',
	'tv.gif',
	'Insanely Dangerous city cycling')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1274',
	'tv.gif',
	'Consideration for the Nazis')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://seneca.rsad.edu/animations/AfterYou.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'After You')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=91&Itemid=',
	'tv.gif',
	'A Jolly Good Fellow')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=105&Itemid=',
	'tv.gif',
	'Lazy Polar Bear')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.ask-crystal.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Ask Crystal')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://spamusement.com/',
	'Spam entitled comics')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://nimportequi.com/v_d_o/lecteur.swf?vid=126',
	'Urban exercising')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://onemanstarwars.com.nyud.net:8090/omswgarabage.WMV',
	'tv.gif',
	'One Man Star Wars')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.german-jokes.com/',
	'German Jokes')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/',
	'Turn off the Internet')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/files/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv',
	'German Job Safety Video')
    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html',
	'http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html',
	'tv.gif',
	'Rocky Spoof')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://guimp.com/pacman_flash.html',
	'Pacman game')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.negrospaceprogram.com/',
	'The Negro Space Program')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.beam.tv/beamreels/play_clip.php?reel_file=PtPkHFCGcd&action=open',
	'tv.gif',
	'Antiperspirant commercial')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://www.feloncheck.com/',
	'Dealing with crank phonecalls')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/AutoDoorWasher.asx',
	'tv.gif',
	'Sliding door cleaning')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.orange32.com/mother/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Mr. T on mothers')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=voltron20',
	'tv.gif',
	'Voltron')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://killtherabbit.ytmnd.com/',
	'note.gif',
	'Elmer Fudd The Rabbit Slayer')
    + contentDefault (
	'http://mediamatters.org/items/200512080005',
	'The War on Christmas')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8Wgwu7rUmM',
	'tv.gif',
	'Daily Show Medical Marijuana')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.patentlysilly.com/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Patently Silly')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3397507100388431483&pl=true',
	'tv.gif',
	'Loose Doorhandle')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2475195980156774031&pl=true',
	'tv.gif',
	'Star Wars screen test')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1150546517618850519',
	'tv.gif',
	'Secretary')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM',
	'tv.gif',
	'A public toilet')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8742247038181850177',
	'tv.gif',
	'Software piracy is illegal and will land you in jail!')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/',
	'tv.gif',
	'Zefrank\'s "theShow"')
    + contentWithImage (
	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4294026393715620100',
    //	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2863109363156944482',
	'tv.gif',
	'Russell Peters: Outsourced')
    // + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'Eddie Izzard, Definite Artical.')
    //    + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'Fear of Girls')
    // + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://www.channel4.com/media/generic/swearing1.swf',
    //	'http://homepage.ntlworld.com/spacedog/swearing1.swf',
    //	'http://www.scmgames.net/website/temp/swearing1.swf',
    //  'http://web.syr.edu.nyud.net:8090/~hgsimond/swearing1.swf',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'A tribute to the FCC')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://gominosensei.org/warez/Chuck_Palahniuk_-_Guts.mp3',
    //	'Chuck Palahniuk - Guts')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.manzonderkop.be/Post/?P_ID=651',
    //  'Two Monkeys')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.happytreefriends.com/',
    //	'Happy Tree Friends')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://Anything.youarelame.com/',
    //	'Anything You are Lame')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://home.tiscali.nl/multicom/DaSchop/endofworld.swf',
    //  'http://www.mit.edu/~mikeho/media/endofworld.swf',
    //  'http://www.allthingsflash.com/endofworld.swf',
    //  'http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/endofworld.swf',
    //  'http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.swf',
    //  'http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~adlr/endofworld.swf',
    //	'End of the World')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.gotorion.com/orion/flash/arnold60.swf',
    //  'Awnold\'s first year as governor')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/jackson_kit.swf',
    //	'Jackson Kit')
    // + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://www.ericschwartz.com/dashboard/avgallery/media11/JP_QT.mov',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'Computer Rage')
    // + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://www.timekiller.dk/index.asp?template=files&id=kicked_in_the_nuts',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'Ball kicks')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://media1.bseven.com/flash/katong/tyg011.swf',
    //	'What not to do at a museum')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/film73/73image5_1_movie.swf',
    //	'Shaun of the Dead')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm',
    //	'Rude Generators')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://flash.clanhop.com.nyud.net:8090/Netparents.swf',
    //	'Net Parents')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.freepatentsonline.com/patents/us/423/4237876/4237876.pdf',
    //	'Anti Rape device Patent')
    // + contentWithImage (
    //	'http://video2.lisarein.com/dailyshow/',
    //	'tv.gif',
    //	'The Daily Show Clips')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.negative-shock.net/view_vid.php?id=170',
    //	'Robin Williams on Scotland and golf')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1791',
    //	'Snorting white stuff')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://enxpress.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1105083053&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&',
    //	'Marijuana')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://www.warnerreprise.com/qt-ref/triumphinsultdog_i-keed2_ref.mov',
    //	'Triumph the Insult Dog')
    // + contentDefault (
    //	'http://omgfunny.com/videos.php',
    //  'OMG funny videos')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/ro/www/TaiwaneseAmericanStudentsClub/shared/Russell%20Peters.wmv',
//	'http://rack1.nethosters.com/~charles/russell/russell.ram',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'Russell Peters stand up in Vancouver')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6802438413010363103',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'Russell Peters stand up in NY')
//    + contentDefault (
//	'http://users.pandora.be/ptuui/',
//	'Bunny suicides')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://diverseen.net/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1101109407&archive=&start_from=&ucat=6&',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'Poor Wormie')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://www.exbyte.net/showit.php?videoid=297',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'PitStop crew in action')
//    + contentDefaultExtra (
//	'http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/',
//	'Gender test',
//	'(in case you are unsure)')
//    + contentDefault (
//	'http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/flash/quest.swf',
//	'Quest for the Crown')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://www.mathmistakes.com',
//	'http://members.cox.net/mathmistakes/mathmistake.jpg',
//	'Glossary of Mathematical Mistakes')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://theforumisdown.com/musicvideos/delaortofadown.wmv',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'delaortofadown')
//    + contentWithImage (
//	'http://www.layersmagazine.com/features/feature_cs2/flea.htm',
//	'tv.gif',
//	'iFlea')
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